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㈠ 河北唐山一小男孩被鄰居家奧特曼吸引,鄰居隨後做出了哪些暖心舉動

相信在很多人難忘的童年時光里,奧特雹差曼必定是屬於他們心頭底下最喜愛的玩具之一,讓大家的童年時光充滿著諸多樂趣與憧憬。近日河北唐山的一段小男孩趴在窗前看樓下鄰居家的奧特曼視頻引起眾多網友的關注與熱議。

相信大家見證了以上這一幕,我們也不得不為這位鄰居的善意所深深的打動,確實,雖然這看似不經意的源謹皮一個小舉動那可真的是溫暖了大多數的人心,雖然在生活當中大多數的人都是彼此互不相識,未免也會產生著距離感陌生感,但是即便如此,人與人之間的相互溝通交流,即便是一個溫暖的善意眼神以及小小的舉動,都會讓大家彼此之間感到溫暖,就好比以上這位暖心的鄰居一樣,在合適的時候釋放自己的善意,讓孩子感到開心滿足之餘,自己也圓了幫助他人的一個心願。

㈡ 求幾張動態搞笑圖片

嚓,老子進球 啦!!!!搞什麼,我都快「耶」沒氣了,你 們怎麼還沒人撲上來!!

㈢ 你在工作中遇見過哪些搞笑事

生活中遇見太多的搞笑事了,現在給大家分享一下我經歷過的搞笑事:

1、一天,我和一個哥們去公園散步,突然發現頭頂之上有一群大雁往南飛,只見我身邊的那個哥們嚎啕大哭了起來,我很是不解,剛才還有說有笑的,怎麼就哭了呢。於是,我就問這哥們是腫么了。哥們指了指頭上的大雁說,你沒發現它們一會兒排成個「一」字,一會兒排成個「人」字,連這群傻鳥都在嘲笑我單身……


2、我的朋友們沒事就喜歡聚會,我和另外一朋友都有個愛好,就是吃雞、鴨時,特別喜歡吃雞屁股或鴨屁股,有時還在飯桌上搶著吃,比誰下手快。有一次,我和他在全聚德吃烤鴨,烤鴨剛端上來,他乘我沒注意,如箭一般先將鴨屁股搶到嘴裡,後來我在盤子里找,邊找邊小聲議論:「怎麼今天的鴨子沒有鴨屁股捏?」,他便很得意地指著嘴說:「瞧,屁股在這呢……」


7、記得很久以前一個夏天,我跟著表哥,到工地幹活,那時候的伙食真差,那天晚上下班,我從食堂打了點豆腐,豆芽就回宿舍了。我剛吃,表哥就來了,說,老表出去吃,我那個激動呀,連忙把飯菜扔到垃圾桶了。我跟在表哥後面出了門,表哥說,屋裡太熱了,出來吃,涼快點...


8、單位女會計,一直比較認真,這不辭職了……老總開個小會,目的是給她送行……老總各種客套話,大誇特誇……會計一直在那裡站著,偶爾笑笑……老總發言結束後對她說:下面,張會計說兩句……會計:我就說一句吧!(掌聲雷動)會計:老闆,上次給你帶的早餐,錢,你沒有給我!


9、哥們和女朋友談了幾年,期間從來沒碰過她,她說第一次要在新婚之夜今天,苦盡甘來,終於結婚了,看著她披上婚紗,哥們很高興!司儀對他說:現在你可以為你美麗的新娘戴。上戒指,如果你先邁左腿,你將來會生一個兒子,反之則是女兒!哥們想要個雙胞胎,所以准備雙腿跳過去。就在這時,他老婆攔住他說:邁左腿吧,不然就不靈了!




10、大兒子突然問他爺爺:解放初年如果你捉幾只熊貓養著,咱家現在就成大富豪了!我也跟著起鬨:是呀,那我就是富二代啦老爸:可拉倒吧,當年我自己都吃樹皮樹葉挖竹筍的,會讓它跟我搶食兒啊?早就把它燉了

㈣ 你見過的最搞笑的表情包是怎樣的

最搞笑的表情包肯定就是熊貓頭了,好多明星的表情都被加在熊貓頭上,而且各種游戲電視劇也都有熊貓頭的存在。最搞笑的一張就是那個「嚇得我熊貓拿下了耳機」,簡直不要太搞笑,每次看我都能笑很久。

㈤ 求網友發些搞笑可以動的圖片,像這樣的 謝謝啦

類似搞笑的圖片,建議您去開心海笑話大全看,裡面每天都有更新,種類很多,希望幫助到您。

㈥ 誰有一些超級搞笑的動態圖片

人還是動物?

㈦ 誰有搞笑動態殺豬QQ圖片

蟈蟈,Giel。好聽吧,我學豬叫

㈧ 求搞笑圖片,越多越好,動態的也好。

請採納我的問題

1、一個女生前一天晚上得到男朋友的訂婚戒指,但竟沒陵搜有一個同學注意到,令她忿忿不平。到下午大家坐著談天的時候,她突然站起來大聲說:「哎呀,這里真熱呀,我看我還是把戒指脫下來吧。」2、女主人把女傭叫到面前問她:「你是否懷孕了?」「是啊!」女傭回道。「虧你還說得出口,你還沒有結婚,難道不覺得害羞嗎?」女主人再次訓。「我為什麼要害羞,女主人你自己不也懷孕了嗎?」「可是我懷的是我丈夫的!」女主人生氣地反駁。「我也是啊!」女傭高興地附和。3、一個人騎摩托數廳車喜歡反穿衣服,就是把口子在後面扣上,可以擋風。一天他酒後駕駛, 翻了,一頭栽在路旁。警察趕到:警察甲:好嚴重的車禍。警察乙:是啊,腦袋都撞到後面去了。警察甲:嗯,還有呼吸,我們幫他把頭轉回來吧。警察乙:好.....一、二使勁,轉回來了。警察甲:嗯,沒有呼吸了.......4、在一條七拐八拐的鄉村公路上,因為時常發生車禍,所以常常有一些鬼故事發生,有一天晚上,有一個計程車司機看見路邊有一個長發披肩,身著白衣的女人向他招手,因為這個司機沒有見過鬼,所以大膽的停下來讓她上車了,這一路上,司機雖然不信有鬼,心裡也毛毛的,所以時常從後視鏡看後面的女人,開著開著,突然司機發現那個女人不見了!司機嚇了一大跳,趕緊踩了一個剎車!只見那個女人滿臉是血,表情猙獰。司機嚇的牙直打顫。突然那女人開口了:「你會不會開車啊!我低頭系個鞋帶你突然一剎車我把鼻子都撞破了……」5、一個病人去看病,醫生檢查了他,皺著眉頭說:「您病得太嚴重了,恐怕不會活多久了。」 病人:「求您告訴我我還能活多久?」 醫生:「十……」 病人著急地問:「十什麼?十年??十個月???十天?????」 醫生:「十,九,八,七,六,五……」6、老師:「你能說一些18世紀科學家共同特點嗎?」學生:「能,他們都死了。」7、犀糞蜣和蚊子談戀愛,蜣問蚊子是做什麼工作的,蚊子說:「護士,打針的。」蜣一拍大腿:「緣分吶,我是中葯局搓葯丸的…」8、一非洲人住在某一賓館。夜半,起火,不明原因。非洲人見狀顧不了那麼許多,光著身子就跑出去了。消防員見狀驚呼:「我的媽呀!都燒的糊了吧區的了還能跑那麼快!」9、一個人想出國考察,但必須得到老總批准。於是他向老總請示,老總給了他一張字條,上面寫著:「Go ahead」。 那人想:「Go ahead=前進,老總是批准了。」於是他開始打點行李。 一個同事見到了他問:「你在做什啊??」他說:「我准備出國考察,老總批准了,給我寫了『Go ahead』。」 同事薯汪隱一見條就樂了:「咱們老總根本就沒批准!!咱老總的英語水平你還不知道,他這是在說去個頭!」10、牧師對買了他馬和馬車的農夫說:「這匹馬只能聽懂教會的語言,叫"感謝上帝"它就跑;叫"贊美上帝"它才停下。」農夫將信將疑,他試著喊了一聲感謝上帝,那匹馬立刻飛奔起來,越跑越快。一隻跑到懸崖邊上驚恐的農夫才想起讓它停下來的口令「贊美上帝」。果然,馬停下來了。死裡逃生的農夫長出一口氣:「感謝上帝………」

我打了很久,請採納

1 the night before, a girl get boyfriend engagement ring, but no one noticed the classmate, make her antics. You sit and chat in the afternoon, she suddenly stood up and shouted: \"oh, it's really hot in here, I think I'd better take off your ring.\" 2, the mistress called the maid to ask her: \"are you pregnant?\" \"Yes!\" The maid answered. Export \"kui you still say, you are not married, don't you feel shy?\" The hostess training again. \"Why should I be shy, you don't the hostess also pregnant?\" \"But I conceive is my husband!\" The hostess retorted angrily. \"Me too!\" The maid happy to echo. 3, a man riding a motorcycle like the dress, is to cut on the back, can the wind. Drunk driving one day, he turned over, a planted on the road. Police: police a: a good serious car accident. Policeman b: yes, his head hit the back. Po1: well, still breathing, let's help him turn his head back. Po2: good... One, two, turn back. Policeman a: well, not breathing... 4, turn in a curvy country road, because often in a car accident, so often have some ghost story, one night, there's a taxi driver saw the side of the road have a long hair shawls, dressed in a white woman waved to him, because the driver didn't see a ghost, so bold stopped to let her get on the bus, along the way, the driver doesn't believe in ghosts, the in the mind also maomao, so often the woman behind the rearview mirror to see, open open, the driver found the woman suddenly disappeared! The driver startled, hurriedly stepped on a brake! I saw the woman face is blood, grim expression. The driver frighten of teeth chatter. Suddenly the woman spoke: \"would you drive! I bow to fasten shoelaces are you smashed through a sudden brake my nose...\" 5, a patient to see a doctor, the doctor examined him, frowning said: \"you too serious ill, I'm afraid I won't live much longer.\" Patient: \"please tell me how long will I live?\" Doctor: \"ten...\" Patient anxiously asked: \"what? Ten years?? Ten months??? Ten days?????\" Doctor: \"ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five...\" 6, teacher: \"can you say some 18 th-century scientists common characteristics?\" Student: \"yes, they are all dead.\" 7, rhino poop Qiang and mosquito fall in love, Qiang asked a mosquito is to do what work, the mosquito said: \"nurse, give or take an injection.\" Qiang a clap a thigh: \"the fate, I am a traditional Chinese medicine bureau rub pills...\" 8, the africans live in a hotel. In the midnight, a fire, unknown reason. Before rushing so many africans, naked and ran out. Firefighters said exclaimed: \"my mama ah! All paste the burned area can run so fast!\" 9, a person wants to go abroad, but it must be approved by boss. So he to the manager for instructions, the boss gave him a note, it read: \"Go ahead\". The man thought, \"Go ahead = progress, boss is approved.\" So he started to packing. A colleague to see he asked: \"what are you doing?\" He said: \"I'm ready to Go abroad investigation, boss approved, wrote me 'Go ahead'.\" Colleague of joy at the sight of article: \"let's boss haven't approved!!!!! Our boss English don't you know, he is said to head!\" 10, priests to buy his horse and carriage of the farmer said, \"this horse can only understand the language of the church, call\" thank god \"it ran; called\" praise god \"it didn't stop.\" Farmer track, he tried to thank god gave a cry, the horse gallop, immediately ran faster and faster. A run to the edge of the cliff frightened farmer remembered that let it stop password \"praise god\". Sure enough, the horse stopped. Close the farmer grows a sigh: \"thank god.........\"
I played for a long time, please

㈨ 求張搞笑點的動漫圖片

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